A Sprinkle of Sales, A Dash of Enlightenment, and… Haikus?
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From the Glittery Pages of Ophelia’s Journal
Dear Diary! Ophelia 🌈 here, just popping in between lessons at the Business Witch Academy.
One evening, after a long day of pondering the intersection of ideas of Haikus, Enlightenment and sales pitches, I took a stroll through the enchanted forest surrounding the academy.
In my sales pitch course, we learned that like Haikus, the art of crafting sales pitches is all about leaving people curious.
I wrote my own Haikus to help me remember:
Curiosity
May Have Killed the Cat
But It Closed the Deal!
The air in the enchanted forest was thick with mystery, as it tends to be around twilight, and I felt a strange pull toward a glowing temple hidden among the trees. 🌿🌙
Inside, the most beautiful sight awaited me—a glowing candle, but not an ordinary one. Its flame was alive, swirling with colors of the cosmos, as if it held the secrets of the universe. 🌌 And in that moment, as the light danced before me, a wave of clarity washed over me. I suddenly understood. The essence of my work, the essence of magic itself, isn’t in the grandiose or the complicated—it’s in the small moments of insight. The sparks of sudden understanding, where everything aligns perfectly, if only for a moment.
My newest merch collection, “A Sense of Sudden Enlightenment,” was born from that epiphany. I've tried to capture those fleeting, yet powerful moments when magic (or wisdom) strikes you out of nowhere.
From the glowing quills and scrolls that contain ancient knowledge, to the celestial temples hidden in distant lands, these pieces are all about finding beauty in simplicity.
Each piece in this collection is a portal to a different world—places I’ve visited during my time-traveling, dimension-skipping adventures. Every design is a little nugget of wonder, waiting to inspire that same clarity I felt on my forest stroll. ✨
Take Care, Comb your hair,
Ophelia 🌈
Capturing Magic, One Polaroid at a Time
P.S. If you’ve ever written a business haiku, you’ve gotta share it with me. I could use all the inspiration I can get! 😄
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